How do you identify a Programmer?
Funny reddit thread which makes fun of programmer habits. The question was “How do you identify a programmer without asking them?”
The ones that made me chuckle.
1) They complain that Google doesn’t have regular expressions support.
Stop, go read that again. Now think. Do you really get it? Yeah, now laugh :)
2) If every question is answered very precisely. ex:
Spouse: "Where are you?" Programmer: "In my car". Spouse: "When will you be home?" Programmer: "After work." Spouse: "Do you want to go mow the lawn?" Programmer: "No" Friend: "What's up?" Programmer: "A direction opposite of down."
(via @ramit)
